Brie (chryskitty) wrote,

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'Kay, um, Tifa? Enough with the whiny bitch routine. I couldn't stand it the first five minutes I had to cart you around in my game, and it's not getting any more appealing. Why don't you get the hint? Cloud is being an asshole to you because you're being very, very, very stupid. Take a leaf out of Aeris' book. He likes her.


Playing FF7 again is bad for my blood pressure. ^^;; I now remember precisely why I hated Tifa so much the first time I played the game. I've been nothing but mean to her since I started it, and damn, she's annoying as hell. I can't wait until I can toss her out of my party and let Aeris slide into the (permanent) second slot. And then when she dies I shall cry.

Anyway. I don't mind writing for Tifa at all; I rather like it. She just annoys the piss out of me. Playing the game again, I realize that when things do not go her way, she gets snarky and bitchy. I don't play Tifa like this. I realize I have her out of character. I should go drown myself now, huh? ._. Oh well. I like mine better. (sticks tongue out at Squaresoft)

On a similar note, I feel for Cloud very much. I went into the group room, and the guys stripped him naked and jumped in the tub with him. >.> They washed his back and made him stay in there until he counted backward from ten! And one of them was at least 43, if not older! Yeeeeeeeeeech! They gave him bikini briefs! My POOR, POOR Cloud! *snuzzles him*

... also, I don't know if anyone noticed, but if you peek into that one room in the Honeybee Inn, there's something very disturbing in there. President Shinra is dressed up in a king's robe and is prancing around the room while thunder strikes in the background, talking to some employees. He's telling about some girl from the slums (I think he mentioned she was from the slums, can't remember now), the legend, the promised land, and how a blue-eyed man won't lead them there... and the executives are like, "Okay, what the fuck? I want to leave. Should we stop him?" and he's like, "RAAR! *blast blast*"

... I was freaked out. President Shinra is a whacked out individual. His wife knows he's there, too. One of the execs was like, "Hey, did you know his wife knows about his little 'hobby' now?" .......... that poor woman. For that matter, poor Rufus! (glompsnuzzles Rufus)

The point of this message is, that I am totally in an FF7 mood now. I definitely want to write for Aeris, I want to spork Tifa repeatedly in various hurtful places, I <3 Cloud, I feel sorry for Rufus, and I have no idea who I would write for in Shinra. (contemplates) I must mull this over.

But all I have to say is, kirakins, queenofhearts, this FF7 thing has to start! I am way pumped!! And I'll get to write Cloud/Aeris with Kira-boo! ._. I shall have so much fun! If you don't start this, I will hate you both forever!

... okay, maybe not that drastic, but I'll be severely put out.

I am in the train graveyard now. I must go play so I can boot Tifa's ho-ass out of my party ASAP. (bounces off)
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